Rural Dictionary

Tri-City College Prep

An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.

Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."

by formerTCP'er February 7, 2013

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St Joseph's Prep

Is an elite institution that trains young men to global icons. After moving out of their parents basement at 37. Many go on to living in exotic locations like Northern Liberties, Fishtown, or their dealer's couch

St Joseph's Prep, Prepped, Stunted, Stifled, Saddled, Stuck

by RockHudson1975 June 25, 2010

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Walter Payton College Prep

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.

Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019

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Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII

We are a family. We are the best contingent ever, (XXXIII) like periodtttt! We are dumb smart, we are really smart, grade wise. However, in real life we are really stupid. Like we dead do the most dumb things, but we are so smart. We know how to do good grades, we know how to party, and stick to each other. We finesse our ways until we make it. Boarding schools we are coming for you. Yeah so even tho we have had no sleep in a long time it will be all worth it. Our fears are finals and getting kicked out. So yeah basically we have the best teacher. Honestly Lawrenceville is where most of our bond occured, most of our memories came from there . Someone outside from prep will never understand how tight the community at prep 9 is. All the no sleep breakdown, laughs cries will be worth it! Ayyyyy yooo boarding school check! No Cap! Heavy on it!
---Contingent XXXIII

Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII is the best periodttt
Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII says "integrity my butt and what is sleep?"

by Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII December 23, 2019