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A true American embarrassment. He is not stoping terrorism, nor did he catch Saddam Hussein, he put brave Americans (such as myself) in harm's way, to do it for him.
George W. Bush is a horrible, horrible embarrassment, we should all be a little bit ashamed every time he opens his mouth.
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man who in 1989 said himself he was a little rich kid who's only done little unimportant jobs for his dad and should not be elected for even a mayor position.
george w. bush shouldn't have been elected for president.
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a man whose organization is resposible for brainwaashing the mind of the average American individual
He did it because it was tradition.
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the first ever chimpanzee to be president of a country.
let's go to the zoo, i hear they're showcasing dubya's relatives.
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Perhaps the strongest argument for birth control America has ever seen. The president of the United States, he continually manages to fuck up everything he puts his hands on. Similar to a toddler, George can be motivated with fruit snacks and bed-time stories, especially told by Karl Rove or Dick Cheney, the best argument against removing Bush from office.
Despite the fact that Bush didn't win the popular or electoral vote in his first election and through disenfranchisement and rich-boy political string-pulling was able to scrape off a win for his second term, he believes he is a messenger from God destined to lead the world to glory. The most striking difference between Bush and Pinnochio is that Bush's nose doesn't grow when he lies, and Bush already is a real boy.
"He speaks to the audience as if they're idiots. I think the reason he does that is because that's the way these issues were explained to him." – Graydon Carter
"Bush didn't really win on his popularity last time. He won on scaring people that Kerry might do something stupid like, I don't know, sell the ports to the Arabs." – Bill Maher
Warren told his dad that he was as smart as George W. Bush and got grounded for a month.
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The Honkey Texan Bastard that has put our wonderous country into a huge debt and was a brilliant boy in college. The best thing about him is he started a war with dictator that was allegedly keeping chemical weapons. In the end it was all for the OIL. Personal I think he can go f*** himself and bail hay or something
George W. Bush is a cow tippin hilly billy we need a president not a farmer
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To gain a large number of votes despite overwhelming odds, where the majority of people appear to briefly lose sight of the consequences - until it's too late at which point they realise just what they've let themselves into...
Dick: Hey Tom, did ya see that Harry managed to land himself that new management role?
Tom: Yeah, he managed to completely George Dubya Bush the interviewers.
Dick: Ah well, better get ready for the fall-out when they discover what they've done...
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