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2 CD's

The most lengest of all deez nuts jokes.

I've got some records and 2 cd's at home, u want some....
2 CD's nuts jiggling in your mouth.

by WibbleWobbleJigglyFatPompus January 26, 2022

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mazda 2

The Mazda 2 may be small and simple but she is an all mighty machine! Ripping around in a manuel of one these will have you to your destination faster than any polo or golf could get you! These beasts possess the most reliable qualities, having parts the cost of an HSP and only needing to be filled up once in a blue moon. This godlike car is for attractive legends that make good financial decisions.

Friend: I cant believe how much money I spend to maintain my extra af car!

Mate of Friend: You should have just bought one of these mighty Mazda 2's!

by MightyAussie February 13, 2019


Zurisaday 2

Zuri is a shy girl but once you get to know her she is a really amazing girl but she’s kind of a bad dancer but if you play some Hispanic music she’s the queen at dancing but it’s really hard to make her mad but when you do make her mad you better post up even though she’s shy on the outside you don’t wanna see how mad she get because when the mad inside her comes outside she can fight and she always has some friends to hype her up or help her fight 😁

Girl 1: I’ve Never seen that side of Zurisaday 2 before but she can really fight.
Girl 2: i know right

by Zurbone_2 June 28, 2019


2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.

Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"

by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010


December 2

The one day of the school year everyone fakes sick worldwide and we try to make our attendance line at school as low as we possibly can😂

Teacher: why is no one at school today?!
john: because it's national fake sick day!!
gary: yeah haha, december 2!!

by Nugget figgot October 29, 2019


December 2

On this day you have to show lots of love to your best friend it can be hug,kisses,a act of kindness referring to them

December 2 is my favorite day in the year

by ItsMeJohn December 2, 2019


DECEMBER 2

National kiss or make out with your girl friend day<3

On December 2, grab your girl friend and give her a kiss.

by December 1, 2020