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To use when you've been in a sapphic situationship that went nowhere.
A reference to the graphic novel, Scott Pilgrim.
So, i was just.. your 4th evil ex? Did i mean nothing to you?
international georgenotfound day
wait it’s april 4th? that’s georgenotfound day! 404
april 4th is when you and that special someone cuddles all day
you: hey its april 4th!
special person: ay no way lets cuddle all day
you: sounds great :)
National do what your girlfriend wants day
Guy1: Hey it’s April 4th bro
Guy2: really? Fuck that means I have to be bossed around by my girl
April 4th is national boys say yes to girls day
“Oh it’s April 4th I can’t say no to my girlfriend”
April 4th, is another April fools day if you missed your opportunity for April 1st!
Jack - "hey! Who put spicy syrup in my chicken! It's not even April fools!"
Josh - "haven't you heard! Today is April 4th! So it's April fools day 2.0"
So.. April 1 and you missed out? Don't worry, April 4th is National April fools day 2.0!
April fools day! On April 4th! In case you missed April 1.