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Was a guy from the early 2000’s that sold Disco biscuits at every rave in the central time zone. He was the man, the myth, the legend. If you saw a hot girl he probably already hooked up with her.
Chase: Call Disco Dave and see where the females at.
Bob: hey girl, where you at?
Girl: I just woke up at Disco’s house
(n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.
Carla was burning because Jerry spilled a fresh Steaming Dave all over her uncovered legs.
The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.
I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!
A spot where girls go to get creamed.. especially girls with a name like Rachel
Yo, I gotta go meet Rachel at Dave’s Creamery I’ll met up with y’all later.
Following up to part 1..
Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.
Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!
Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂
Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.
Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.
Hey Dave Parky part 2, why can’t you fight you own battles fatty?
A freakinʻ intentional misspellinʻ of David Lawson Gill
“ʻREEEEEEEEEEEEʻ said Dave Flawson Gel” said Ruan Megegin