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Knee pain after being curled in a ball during an intense Netflix series
Jessica: *on the couch after an intense Netflix series* let me extend my legs, my knees hurt
Brian: you must have Netflix knees *laughs*
Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.
My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.
Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.
Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.
Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.
We don’t know if they exist because if they do that would be weird (I have a thick ass)
What are dog knees?
When the ass is right, but the legs are weak or underdeveloped.
She's got natural curves, but some whack knees. She looks like a marshmallow with a toothpick stuck through it.
The grazes you get on your knee's after having sex.
"How much dick did you take to get those whore knees??"
"Look at that whore knee, she must be a slut"
a crazy person who usually looks like a sexy monkey eating a banana while jumping up & down saying "squa" i think thats how its spelled. ohh and she loves girls. she just doesnt know it yet. :p
An ape throwing bananas oh wait its re-knee.