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What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.
I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.
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Complete tool for Scientology
Man, nobody would even know what Scientology was if it weren't for Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology
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To pull out your penis and drag it around on someones face.
You better shut your mouth or I am going to tool around on your face.
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Abbreviation for SLUT
Another way of saying slut
Girl: "c u next tuesday suckkerr"
Boy: "So Long U Tool :)"
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To pull out a gun and shoot at someone. Or, you could say "im fienna make them tools talk", and refers to going to shoot to kill, or shoot.
"I dont fight, i just let them tools talk"
"why would you want to do that when you can make the tools talk"
A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.
I used my multi purpose everything tool 3 times while submitting this definition
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