The home of the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks.
Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?
Person 2: No, how many are there?
Person 1: There's too many to count!
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A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.
There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)
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A homosexual native american who has absolutely no control of their liquor, and Frequently goes on drunken tirades. Wreaking havoc on anyone or thing in his path.
I was walking down the street and a Juneau United kid punched me in the kidney.
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Hurt units when something is giving out slowly but surely
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A man who is just plain and simple a huge fucking dude
P1: hey man youβre a big unit
P2: thanks mom
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One of the coolest gamers out in the world of history...And no J AXL and RIK didn't write this. =D
Jacob said,"We should invite Aaron and play Freekstyle!"
Ricky said,"We should invite Unit A2J and play TENNIS!"
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Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.
Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unitβs spiritual pressure*
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