smoke a burn

Have a cigarette

Mans goin to smoke a burn still

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Deep Burn

When you see a person in the street, that is really sunburned on purpose. The deep burn can only be optained by going to the tanning salon too much, by this you get a certain glow and color. Having the deep burn is not a good thing, but a bad attempt to get a nice color or tan.

Wow, look at that guy! He´s got the deep burn! Nasty..

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burning star

An itchy sphincter from poor wiping.

"Do you see a bathroom, I have a burning star."

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caitlin burns

A spooky creature that loves to dabble in the use of valium, often seen around the links town area of Kirkcaldy or in her scheme of Cardenden. She is often seen with her jaw swinging and eyes pinging.

Her breath as also been known to kill so please stay clear for your own safety.

OMG such a goner, CAITLIN BURNS.
Oh gally g is that caitlin burns jaw??

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Poo Burn

The feeling you get when you haven't wiped properly after expelling faeces.

There are 2 main causes:

1. The article was passed in a semi liquid state potentially due to spicy food consumed previously.

2. You wiped prematurely smudging the stool into a cake and in the clean up process made your ass bleed by wiping to hard.

Someone with poo burn can commonly be identified due to the awkward way they are sitting, spreading their crack and rubbing it down the edge of the seat to gain relief and simultaneously shit stain their own undergarments.

Steve: "Man, I wiped early while taking a shit, It was everywhere and I didn't get it all out. I even made myself bleed, now I've got real bad Poo Burn "

Dave: "Dude, stop rubbing your fucking ass down the seat"

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faux burns

When someone has grown their hair in a way that looks like pretty long side burns, but isn't actually side burns. Popular among lesbians and boys who don't have enough testosterone to grow their own real side burns.

Raven: Holy shit, that chick must be taking hormones or something dude. Look at those side burns!
Sabrina: No man, those are faux burns.

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gavin burns

gavin is the hottest guy on MI. All the girls love him and want to date him. He is also the nicest and funniest guy too.

i love gavin!

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