I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

The legendary line in the Globglogabgalab song, where he speaks in the most autistic tone ever while his belly flops.

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

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luke i am your father

The most kick ass line to ever grace this earth, along with im a bad motherfucker

Obi Wan told me enough, he told me you killed him!

No luke, I am your father..


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1

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September 9 9:30 am

And now you know, that once upon a time in the same house, in the same room, 50 years apart. Clay and George Davidson had once loved each other. :,)

September 9 9:30 am in the morning you know what that means
*unchained melody starts to play*

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What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

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A new tie I am wearing

uh no.. bad expression delete this word

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who-am-i-kidding? condom

The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.

That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom

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I am now sans undertale

A rare occurrence of a living creature changing its eye color (only the left one) to blue or putting a blue object in front of their eye.

The meme is popular thanks to its simplicity: the "Sans" NPC in the game of "Undertale" can change one of his eyeballs to become blue.

"Ayo bruh why your eye blue???"
"I am now sans undertale"
"Haha funny joke now let's go visit the hospital bro..."