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A challenge where for the entire month of august, all sex has to be anal
Man: wanna have sex?
Man's GF:yea, anal or normal?
Man: anal
Man's GF: why?
Man: It's anal august. ALL sex has to be anal during anal august
Man's GF: Come on then... Get your clothes off!
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The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.
My friend David nearly bled to dead after a severe anal rending.
You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.
Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.
1. A surprising gay comment.
2. Victory, (used as "raping").
3. A seemingly straight gay coming out.
4. Prison abuse.
1. A: I just wanna see what it looks like!
B: Woah, anal flank
2. We just anal flanked them
3. A: Did you hear about Bryan?
B: Ya, I feel totally anal flanked
4. ...a reason not to drop the soap: anal flank
The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.
"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."
When your girl takes a shit without wiping and you fuck her dirty, shity ass hole.
Submitted by GDM crew (Chase, Elliot, Ronnie)
Ex:. That steamy anal felt like a warm blanket wrapped around my dick
a submarine that is transmitted through stripper poles. made in Zimbabwe. usually fatal.
"DON'T GO NEAR THAT POLE U COULD GET AN ANAL SUBMARINE"!