A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
The legend of how shorts were made.
Her:why dont u have and pants
Him:because the pantleg bandit took all my pantlegs
Proper noun / someone who steals a bic product from another.
Dude: did you take my lighter?
Dude’s homie: oh shit yea I did
Dude: bic bandit 😒
A bandit Ghostwell is another term used to define a high ranking member of Ghostwell gang.
Look its a Bandit Ghostwell!
Screwdriver bandit ,
the infamous screwdriver bandit also known as lendi is a clapped albo yute thats known for being a pussio and getting bagged with a screwdriver, hes also known for chatting to underaged gyal
oh shit look its the screwdriver bandit
A guy named william that takes booty from all the ladies
That cute guy was such a booty bandit