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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.
When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.
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I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.
When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.
Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.
When you are in the bathtub either bathing or showering when suddenly you spring a surprise chub shocking your mind and body in the weirdest but oddly pleasing way
I was just scrubbing my neck when I got a bath chub!
Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place
Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?
Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?
Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.
The considerable effort some white people make to surround themselves with black people at business events, sporting events, music industry events and in Hollywood in an effort to seem cool. Strangely, they never want to employ, work with, date or live by these same black people. black people, white people, race
I get so tired of these Hollywood types bathing in black. They love hanging out with black athletes and rappers, but strangely they never seem to find any black actors, producers, directors or studio executives to hire for their movies or tv shows.