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your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat
I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.
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1. Someone so hairy that his pubic hair goes up to his chest, and around the waist.
2. See Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so powerful that he wears a black belt that he grows on his dick.
Monkeys? It's natural for them... A dick beard, of course.
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A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.
Jeannie isn't really interested in dating that guy, he's just her holiday beard.
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Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"
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when a man shaves his pubes, blows his load on a womans chin, and then throws the pubic hair in her face, giving her the appearance of a bearded woman
Nothing feels better that giving her a bearded woman.
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A hairy batti crease like a gorilla.
she made me wax my anal beard.
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