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When you expect to get a tool box or a coffee mug from your wife for Christmas but she gives you anal instead.
My wife surprised me with a ride on the polass express, best christmas ever.
When a female believes their vagina is the best of its kind.
Wow, Veronica is so delusional..
I know, she suffers from Best Pussy Disorder.
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You think a teacher is the best teacher you've ever seen/heard
Mr/Mrs/miss/ms blah ect.is the best teacher ever!
An Ultra Best Friend is a soul mate. Someone who you will argue with but always get over it. Someone you love. You guys won't mind saying I love you to each other. When you have an Ultra Best Friend you will know. You want them in your life forever. It's ok to catch feelings for your Ultra Best Friend and it's ok to date them. It's ok to have butterflies when you are with your Ultra Best Friend. It's ok for a boy and a girl to be Ultra Best Friends. Don't let your significant other make you stop being Ultra Best Friends.
Jonny: Are you guys dating?
Tyler: No, she is my Ultra Best Friend
The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.
Man Josh, you're the best Blitzcrank Na.
Often confused with domesticated. This term refers to a female who lives with big, hairy, poopy men and cleans up everything in the home. Scrubbing floors, cleaning up pubes, maybe even washing the toilet's poop stains. For some reason they believe that this women of wonders likes cleaning, however she is disgusted and losing sexual desire after seeing the back story behind men. She is not only domesticated, she is do-best-icated.
When a man comes home, sees his female roommate doing the dishes, grabs a new one and starts eating and talking to her while she is doing the work. She is do-best-icated.
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An Asian best friend is someone who will be their for you all the time they will do your math homework for you and make you ramen when you need it. They always got your back and they love to play video games. Also they won’t eat your dog so don’t worry.
My Asian Best Friend made me ramen.