bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

computer bird

A person who hunts and pecks for letters while typing.

Quit hunting and pecking, you computer bird.

Mamma Birding

After he nuts in your mouth, you don't swallow and french kiss him. Therefore the nut is transferred from your mouth into his. Like a mamma bird feeding it's young.

Yo, she just Mamma Birded in my mouth!

Mamma Birding

Bird abuse

Bird abusing means the act of abusing birds

Friend: What happened to all the birds in the pet store?
Me: Yes
Friend: Wow you do bird abuse

5th Bird

To describe a lazy asshole who refuses to do any work or contribution for a group project.

Dude, you're being a real 5th bird.

Baby bird

When you are drunk making out and he/she burp/pukes in your mouth.

Bro, so me and Lissa were tongue wrestling at the bar and she baby birded me.

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Bird leaf

It's a feather that comes from a bird

Oh cool I found a bird leaf