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Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length
Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry
A playful insult (usually in 'Roseanne' style families) used when playing, teasing, and talking one into something.
Similar to when Shawn Spencer on 'Psych' says, "Gus, don't be a ..."
"Hey broski, lets go to a party tonight!"
"Nah, I wanna go to bed by 8pm."
"Oh, don't be a dead boner..!"
Excessively complementing or talking up an individual to a point where it seems that there may be a sexual intrest in the individual
your totally killing it, you're amazing, you're the best, god I wish I was as good as you. "Hey man stop boner talking me"
When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.
Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.
An atomic boner is a type of boner you can get sometimes that can cause pain and screaming and possibly even destroy your schlong. If you ever get one you must stay away from the lotion.
And the boy said while playing Call of Duty "AGHHHH! ATOMIC BONER!"
to fall asleep in a chair, and while dreaming get a visable erection for all to see
Why does Dewhite have a sleeping boner? what is he possibly dreaming about? not ginger....
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something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.
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