The Bro Game

n. The game played where the word "bro" substitutes the rhyming syllable of a pop culture icon. This usually happens after a topic of discussion dwindles down. The more insulting the pop culture reference, the better. Having "bro" in the first and last name is a double whammy that is worth double points. The one who can't make a comeback, loses.

Bro 1: Yo, can I copy your homework for History?

Bro 2: Sure thing Bro J. Simpson.

Bro 1: Alright thanks Angelina Brolie

Bro 2: No problem Broeseph Stallin

Bro 1: David Browie

Bro 2: Browie Buddafubro

Bro 1: Bro Bronas

Bro 2: *winces in pain* Ow, that hurt bro.

Bro 1: That's the bro game my friend.

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Shot bro!

'Shot bro' is used often in NZ when someone scores something.. such as sex, a hole in one (golf), balls in hoops (basketball) getting full drivers license, etc etc.. The term can basically be used whenever you are proud\happy for someone that achieved something.

Son: Hey man, I scored some poon last night!

Father: Shot bro!

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Bro bro Gu gu

Say this when you are about to type

BRO BRO GU GU

Bro bait

A girl 16-24 who is overly tan, very skinny, has no real personality, isn't that smart and dates a guy who is a bro.

Shawnee is totally bro bait, she's always with Kip.

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bro mitzvah

A bro's right of passage.

Today Little Vigo is celebrating his Bro Mitzvah. We should all be there to celebrate.

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Bro 2.0

A rare breed of fraternity member who has evolved character traits that are clearly superior to those of his brethren.

Amir: Did you hear, Sam hooked up with 3 Kappa girls last night. And get this- he called them all the next day.

Kenny: Dude's a bro 2.0, fasho.

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bro-job

When a straight guy gives a blow job to a different straight guy.

Me and Chad where bored last night so he gave me a bro-job to kill some time.

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