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The state of one's anus when smeared poo bits create a burning or itching sensation in and around the rim of the asshole. The best cure for poop butt is a thorough soapy washing. Poop butt is easily avoided if one wipes with enough vigor and strength to remove all the lingering poo.
Person 1: Oh god, I have poop butt!
Person 2: Wipe it!
Person 1: It's too late! I'm just gunna go take a shower.
Person 2: Showering is indeed the best cure for poop butt!
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The act of frequently engaging in the pilaging of another mans anus.
You engange in butt Piracy if you are considered a Butt Pirate
Look at those guys sitting at that table, i bet they're big Butt Piracy fans
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n. The amount that can be loaded into the buttocks while causing minimal discomfort. This measurement is not constant but varies depending on the individual. Related factors include rectal diameter, anal elasticity, and cheek-to-hole ratio.
Susie's rear was in pain the next day after taking a full butt-load the previous night.
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An Onion-Butt is ther perfect ass on a woman or man. The word Onion-Butt has said to make the grown man cry because it is so beautiful.
Damn, that girl got an Onion-Butt!!!
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The pieces of rolled-up toilet paper stuck in your ass hair.
I was in the shower, picking butt doobies out of my ass.
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Diarrhea. Not just your average diarrhea either. This is the kind that explodes out of your ass and leaves your butthole chapped for the next few days. It is a hot, burning diarrhea that smells worse than vomit. This is as bad as it gets.
I ate at Denny's tonight. I think I am going to have the worst butt lava tomorrow. I better take some imdodium.
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an ass so flat you could serve on it.
"those jeans are too tight, they give you platter butt"
"your mom has platter butt"
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