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When a california womans vagina is so wore out, you can fit your foot in there and walk around
"You had better slow down sally." "Taking all that dick so often is gonna leave you with a california snow shoe."
When a female takes a guy's load in her mouth, then spits it into her hand and slaps the guy across the face with that hand.
Dude 1: Dude, what's that on your face?
Dude 2: Man, my chick just totally gave me a California White Out.
When a female gives a male oral sex and the females mouth is filled with Mint Tic tacs, once the male ejaculates the female must eat the Mint Tic tacs with the males cum.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a california tic tac.
When a man ejaculates on a sexual partners face and the rubs his penis on the persons face in the sane manner of a window wiper.
Last night i gave my girlfriend a California Window Wiper.
The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
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When you give a male/female that is leaving California for another State/Country the best pleasure before they leave.
I gave Christine a California Good-Bye before she left for Chicago.
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