Captain Pancake

You know by his name that he is the 1337 of the 1337.

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Captain Vagina

A guy who just had his first Sex-Ed class and thinks it's ok to say vagina.

Dude 1: Awsome! I can say vagina now without getting yelled at.

Dude 2: Man, you're being such a Captain Vagina.

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Captain Crunch

Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.

"I'm starting my morning off with some sweet-ass Captain Crunch, to maximize the awesome in my day"

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Captain Drake

1. boring
2. Not cool
3. Stupid
4. sad
5. crappy
6. pathetic
7. ugly
8. fat
9. Fanboy
10. tries to hard.
11. has no imagination.

Captain Drake is stupid.

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Captain Obvious

i AM Captain Obvious!

*points to himself*

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Captain Crunch

A title to give someone who injured you accidentally or intentionally, causing broken bones or torn tissue.

Some one who destroys property.

We started off just trowing tomahawks into the dartboard for fun when captain crunch here decided to smash my new TV

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captain happy

you kno... the "captain", your dick! for those who have none

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