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when the ching chong nigga eats you cat in a pizza bun
god damn ping pong hui lei nigga chinese dip
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Noun, used to describe something that is never used and simply takes up space, since the stereotypical Chinese person drives without using turn signals.
worker 1: "Jordan is so useless!"
worker 2: "I know man, talk about a chinese turn signal!"
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when you throw someone down, jump on the stomach, pin their arms under your knees, and poke vigurously on their forehead and sternum.
I gave richard chinese poke torture till he puked.
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When two people in a sexual relationship insert their fingers/fist into each other's assholes while in a 69 position.
Guy 1: How'd it go with you and Becky last night?
Guy 2: We were great until she wanted to do the Chinese finger trap.
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a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.
Frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.
I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.
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Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.
Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.
Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.
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The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.
Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.
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