Pork chop

Excessive facial hair that doesn't connect with the hair on the chin or mustache region. usually worn by assholes stuck in the 50's or fucktards that are going bald and then try to act like their a skinhead to cover their fucking receding hair line. often makes the dickfart with them look non-hetero

Did you see the pork chops on that assholes face?

Damn, that guys pork chops look like they have nut on them!

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chopped and screwed

when yu ask a femlale if she wants to go back to your place and she then ditches you bkus she has to go chill with her friends so shes ditching you for her friends;; so you've officially been cHopPed &+ $CREWEd <---

dude: ayyy ma wanna qo back to my crib and chill ?

femalee: id love to buh i qotta chill with my qirls !

* YOUVE OFFiCiALLY BEEN ChOPPEd ANd SCREWEd *

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Axe Chop

A descriptive (nick)name given to the vagina for it's appearance.

The vagina looks like a wound made from an axe.

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chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.

Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!

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Swelly-Chop

Red-Neck word for a swift strike to the throat of another. Performed in the form of a chop.

You should have seen Adam Swelly-Chop the shit out of that kid.

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chopped as a bitch

being really fucking high

He's chopped as a bitch!

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Chopping block

The act of deleting your slam hog from every form of social media (I.e. text, snap chat, Facebook etc...) whilst ramming your cock inside him or her ass-up-face-down.

That annoying worthless bitch kept fucking up my game; so they got the chopping block.

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