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when a bunch of PATHETIC lowlifes go on social media and date. lmfao you losers who online date need a real relationship...oh wait...you can't even get probably because one, how you look, two or your disgusting personality
online dating is for losers
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Overalpping days upon which all the women a male is dating happen to be engaged in menstrual cycles, resulting in no available choices for sexual activity.
Man, I was hoping to have a date tonight, but all I got is blackout dates from all my girls.
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when 2 members of the oppostite sex meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. "ah shucks... i forgot... i need to go floss my cat"
speed dating is for wankers.
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Someone who cannot be dateless for a period of time.
Some might date two people in the same night.
Will never date someone twice.
Think of a serial killer, he needs to kill, a serial date, needs to date.
Kenz is a serial date, she has never been single.
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When two friends of the opposite sex hang out with no romantic intentions.
My friend and I went on a Pseudo Date to the movies
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When two guys who are good friends go for a night on the town, usually involving alcohol and generally a good time. No girls of any kind allowed in or with
Jeff1: dude thanks for the epic man date last night, had an epic time
Jeff2: No problem man we should do it again
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When you find out the person you were dating is a total douce bag and you vomit in your mouth a little bit everytime you think about the fact that you were with them.
I can't get out of bed today because I'm experiencing some major dating regret.
This dating regret just keeps playing in my mind and it's making me sick.
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