I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.

Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.

Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.

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Don't tase me bro

The hip thing to say after resisting arrest

Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!

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Boy If You Don't Git

This as originally a vine but now people use this phrase to tell someone to mind their bussiness or leave you alone.

Teacher: Why aren't your eyes on the board Jaqueze?
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the Boa-
Kid#1- No they wasn't
Jaqueze: Boy If You Don't Git

Jaqueze: My eyes are on the board I just looked away for a split second
Annoying kid: No you wasn't, you know you wasn't paying attention
Jaqueze: BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT

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i don't like mondays

1. The answer Brenda Ann Spencer gave after she shot several people in a highschool in '79
2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown Rats made a song about it

2. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondays. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondayyys

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You Don't Know Jack

Colloquial Language for: You know nothing.

A: Hey, dude! 34 that on Photoshop.
B: 34?
A: Yeah, make that steamy.
B: Steamy?
A: Dude, you don't know jack about imaging, don't you?

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Don't get the fat guy

A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!

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I don't go here

1. "I don't usually participate in this"

2. "I'm not part of this subculture/community"
3. (of a fanwork of some sort) "I'm not part of the fandom for this"

Generally paired with a "but" afterwards, to illustrate why the speaker is 'here' anyway.

(Usage note: I've only seen it used to describe the speaker. The first person form is the one most commonly used, but "doesn't go here" gets a very few hits on Twitter from people describing themselves in third person. There are some other third person results for the phrase, but it coincides with a Mean Girls quote, so I can't be sure whether this is the intended usage or not.)

"I don't go here, but the composition of your art is fucking amazing, holy shit."
"I don't go here, but I felt like I had to step in and clarify some things."
"I don't go here, but this is funny as hell."