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My wife looks like a cute little ducky. When she is pregnant
Aww baby you look. So cute just like a. Pregnant duck
Cockney rhyming slang for clucking i.e. in severe heroin withdrawal or in fact it is often used for being in withdrawal from any chemical substance - clucking like a chicken.
Oi mate wanna buy a 32 inch custard and jelly (telly) come on mate I'm chicken and ducking I need my one of each (a bag of smack and a bag of crack).
When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill
I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck
large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.
Look at how big of a duck of a puppy she is.
'Robbing the ducks' as in broke, brassic, penniless, destitute, skint, resulting in a lack of nourishment necessitating the plundering of left-over bread from feeding the ducks at the local pond.
This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.
E.g. 1
Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"
E.g. 2
"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"
E.g. 3
Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."
Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*