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Last night when I was about to give my boyfriend head, he Jo-Jo-ed in my face!
single handedly justifies the invention of television
ed, edd n eddy brbrbbrbbrrbbrbrbyeah
when a guy cums on a girls chest and drags it down to her stomach and paints a picture on her stomach with his cum.
Carl picasso-ed all over Elaine's stomach, which she enjoyed a lot.
I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on
The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers
the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right
oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
To be/get fucked-ed can mean many things:
1. simply being fucked
2. to get waaaaaaaaaaaasted!
3. to do yourself a rather painful injury
4. to be fucked-ed in the head
i'm fucked-ed
well done you are like the Mad Hatter / are very drunk / are in a lot of pain / just got fucked!
The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.
I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.