What do we have for 'em, Johnny?

A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"

Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"

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you know he had to do it to em

when a white guy from florida decides to hit all his viewers with his “swagger” with a majestic pose holding his knuckles and finding a way into your girl’s heart

can be also used as a compliment on someone’s picture or as an insult (you can never really tell it apart though)

A: yo did you see that kid’s post from florida where he lookin fly as balls?

B: yeah man, you know he had to do it to em

Hit Em Wit Da Hee

To give someone he old punch up or to drop a phat beat on all the player hating suckers

:Hit Those Suckers Wit Da Hee
(Also used in Missy Elliot Song Hit Em Wit da Hee)

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Back Seat Rough-Em Up

When a white nigga takes a hot 10 and throws her into the back of his 13 year old Cadillac and roofies her with a right hook to the jaw and leaves her there until she wakes up then he hits her in the eyeball with his penis juice and spanks her with his white penis

Did you hear about the girl who got the "Back Seat Rough-Em Up"

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oh em gee, I'm so scene

Say it and see how long it takes for someone to punch you.
The world record currently stands at 12 minuites 16 seconds.

"oh em gee,I'm so scene" the girl in the Panic! At The Disco shirt squealed.
Exactly 5 minuites 2 seconds later a group of kids in Mudhoney and Black Flag shirts set upon her.
Once they were finished, the only thing left of her was her hella cute hairband.
My,how awful.
oh em gee, I'm so scene

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Isn't worth the powder to blow 'em up

The kind of person or group of persons who are actually worse than worthless. So much so, that as you contemplate canceling their ticket, you are forever mindful of how expensive a pain in your ass they have already made themselves. Oh to be sure, they gotta go, but as cheaply as is humanly possible so you can recoup at least some of the loses they have cost your ass.

Ya know somethin' Phily? There aren't enough aspirins in the entire aspirin taking planet to make the headaches go away like this mamaluke's been makin' for me... an' yet, he isn't worth the powder to blow 'em up. I want him gone-all-day-long, like yesterday. Understand? ...but we gadda make this on the cheap as much as is freakin' humanly possible. Do I make myself clear? Marone!This chiseling wastling degenerate cock sucking madda fuck! Oh, he's gone. Right the fack now.

just tell em were making ramen

when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its hella smokey..... just tell em were making ramen!

cops: why is it hella smokey?
me: just tell em were making ramen!