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Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.
Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"
A nice hardy honest Boy Scout, who plays zoo craft and can’t see 5 feet in front of him, he also slide tackles his best friend into bus stairs.
Yo Ethan Lingle want to play some zoo craft then maybe bang?
the best couple ever. they live eachover and are so great
guy 1: who’s the best couple ever
guy:2 it’s clearly ethan and macy
a man who is publically into sharing his boner endeavors not disclosing his fantasies of incest. He likes: Meisje. Very self absorbed and posh and has a very nice british accent
"i Ethan barry want to have sex with my cousin, i am so posh and i am not self absorbed"
Ethan is a very nice blessing person, he wil always be there for you, be your bestfriend and never let you down. He keeps his word and is a very compatible irish youngster :).
Ethan Sheilds!
an absolute atomic fucking bomb of a shat, u shit urself so damn hard u snap ur own neck and give yourself life long whiplash of your entire body. if ur anywhere near someone when they make an ethans fart u will fucking die a horrible disgusting death
did u hear about Ethan's farts in Kentucky?