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Emily

Emily is a fabulous girl, we can all depend on. She has a best friend called lingy mate who she tends to finger in the bum. She only simps for wannabe freo surfers but we still love her. She enjoys the company of meth on the daily, she’s not picky about what she shoots up. She uses her spare time to buy mice off of gumtree for her rodent collection at home. Emily is love, Emily is life.

Emily is love, Emily is life

by Dyslexicadave September 17, 2020

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Emily

A fucking cunt that can't even finger herself one fucking bit, She's also a gay bitch that thinks she's so cool and is bi, Shell suck very dick on the block and fuck every guy. Emilys are bitches

You: Hey Emily can you suck my dick?

Emily: Sure

by yo you are gay so fucking gay April 2, 2020

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Emily

She soooo cool and goes good with Emma’s

I’m Emily’s friend

Let me guess are you Emma?

by Emily contortion June 9, 2019

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Emily

1. Mild mannered, easily offended tone deaf supporter of Karen.
2. Delusional Karen Supporter with a lack of education on social issues, history and ethics

This Emily can not be serious about comparing Karen to the N-Word.

by FCKEMALL May 29, 2020

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Emily

A bloody thick bastard who has the chromosome count of a pebble. Genuinely could not count to 279 if they tried. A nice person but has 0 sense of humour, very likely to enjoy cringe and dad jokes, especially. Usually brunette but sometimes blonde and it's very rare they're sexy, but if you find a sexy one it's usually a keeper. Very trustworthy, as long as they remember to use their minimal brain and mental capacity, if not, your secrets or good up are probably going to be leaked.

James: Oh my god, look at that emily!
Steven: Yeah, she's great to laugh at.

by Steven19 August 15, 2019

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Emily

Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!

Emily: Hey my name is Emily

Person: ...just don’t talk to me

Emily: why

Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay

by Just that jay.org March 25, 2020

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Emily

White Girl with Braces

Emily is white and she has braces.

by Boomchickalaca June 20, 2018

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