Emily is a fabulous girl, we can all depend on. She has a best friend called lingy mate who she tends to finger in the bum. She only simps for wannabe freo surfers but we still love her. She enjoys the company of meth on the daily, sheβs not picky about what she shoots up. She uses her spare time to buy mice off of gumtree for her rodent collection at home. Emily is love, Emily is life.
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A fucking cunt that can't even finger herself one fucking bit, She's also a gay bitch that thinks she's so cool and is bi, Shell suck very dick on the block and fuck every guy. Emilys are bitches
You: Hey Emily can you suck my dick?
Emily: Sure
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She soooo cool and goes good with Emmaβs
Iβm Emilyβs friend
Let me guess are you Emma?
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1. Mild mannered, easily offended tone deaf supporter of Karen.
2. Delusional Karen Supporter with a lack of education on social issues, history and ethics
This Emily can not be serious about comparing Karen to the N-Word.
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A bloody thick bastard who has the chromosome count of a pebble. Genuinely could not count to 279 if they tried. A nice person but has 0 sense of humour, very likely to enjoy cringe and dad jokes, especially. Usually brunette but sometimes blonde and it's very rare they're sexy, but if you find a sexy one it's usually a keeper. Very trustworthy, as long as they remember to use their minimal brain and mental capacity, if not, your secrets or good up are probably going to be leaked.
James: Oh my god, look at that emily!
Steven: Yeah, she's great to laugh at.
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Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they donβt die because of their cursed name Emily!!
Emily: Hey my name is Emily
Person: ...just donβt talk to me
Emily: why
Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and donβt you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay
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White Girl with Braces
Emily is white and she has braces.
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