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when your girlfriend who supposedly loves you, continually and repeatedly flirts with other boy's on facebook. when confronted on this, she giggles and plays dumb....
some wanker: so i just thought id add u if thats cool wiv u??? u look rele nice and i just wanted to get to know u betta....
what my girlfriend should have said: i suppose its ok if u add me, tho i have a boyfriend who i love and could never replace...so theres no chance of anything happening.
my girlfriends actual response: yeah thats cool, du add all the fit girls like me lol ;-) how comes u think im nice? everyone thinks im mean lol lol :-P
me: facebook whore....
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A person who responds in a Tony Robbins-esque way to blatant posts for sympathy
poorme: Omg my life sucks, when will the smiles come back, why me?
facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!
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Less severe than Facebook rape, only the status is changed to something humiliating. The rest of the profile is untouched.
Keith did not appreciate the Facebook molestation and for the record, does not love the cock.
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Being the victim of facebook vandalism due to leaving your profile open and unattended while others are present. Usually limited to changing of one's status and almost universally used to imply homosexuality in the victim. Refers to the famous Nicholas Cage film Faceoff and hte college humor sketch Facebook Off.
"So chris, last night your status was "Chris loves to take it in the butt all the time from beautiful bronzed body builders. I love getting railed by dudes." What was up with that?"
"Oh, i left my profile up and i got Facebook Offed by my little brother."
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Sneaky creatures that lurk in the shadows and gather intelligence/date from facebook pages of loved ones, friends, enemies, and coworkers. They never comment on status or even like a photo from time to time. But they are ever so present and mind-devouring all updates on your page. In the future they may use these status updates against you in a random conversation in "real life". Be careful as a facebook phantom wears many masked and cannot be stereotyped. It could be your friend, foe, or even a stranger.
My mom told me to watch my mouth on facebook via "message" she's a fucking facebook phantom!
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The act of meeting people using Facebook applications with the intentions of eventually having sexual relations with them.
Jason spent all night facebook pimpin and has girls lined up around the world.
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a user on Facebook that friends and/or follows as many people as possible.
Oh, Yeah. She's a Facebook Slut. She friended 10 people yesterday.
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