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“Charmingly Persuading Someone to Treat You to a Drink”
Person 1:“I don’t have any money for drinks”
Person 2: “it’s fine you can always try farming drinks at the location”
Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around
Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up
Referring to the historical forfeit or seizure of one's farm due to loss of income or inability to pay costs, this expression means one has lost a great deal of money gambling.
Megan: "Hey Joe! How'd the poker tournament go?
Joe: "I lost the farm."
Chris: Hey Sarah, I'm going to the racetrack to bet on horses.
Sarah: Don't lose the farm!
Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.
A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
Underage girls from the rural parts of Issan who get shipped into prostitution in the gogo bars and beer bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Most avoid wearing make-up, as the intention is to appear innocent, inexperienced and ripe for sexual gratification.
"Johnny, check out that Farm Fresh chatting to the fat old-guy over there. No way is she even 16, let alone 18."
"Yea, you're probably right. I doubt that guy cares how old she is. He'll take her back, break her in, and then move onto the next one. The filty pervert!"
Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.
A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex
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