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Hey did you hear that Michael committed suicide on February 18?
You tend to be a very crazy, uniqe, and insane person
Everyone else: "Why are you like this, your so weird. "
Feb 6 baby's: "What do you expect? I'm bornon February 6th."
National kiss your girlfriend day
Mia:Hey its February 2 national kiss your girlfriend day!
Ermerson: oh right!!!!
ONLY FOR DISCORD ROLE-PLAYERS!!!
"National Check Your Role-plays Day" go check all your pending plays that you haven't answered in months and if its the other person's turn go send them this 😌
Answer your god damn role-plays its February 2 jesus fucking christ 🙄😒🥱
February 2 is the day a gangsta was born. If you born on February 2 you fine as heck and know to do voodoo.
why she so gangsta, oh she born on February 2nd
why she so fine, oh because she belong to me
The next level version of destroy dick december.
Every day of the February month you have to nut an amount of times corresponding to a number in the Fibonacci Sequence. So, you nut 1 time on February 1st, 1 time on February 2nd, 2 times on February 3rd and so on...
On February 28th you will have to rack up an insane amount of 317811 nuts!
Completed #destroydickdecember already? Try doing the fibonacci february now.
the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf
person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum