February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

February 22

on february 22 get with that person that you have wanted to.

hey it’s February 22 wanna get

February 22

take your shirt off day

hey babe it’s February 22 take ur shirt off ;)

February 22

People born on this day steal the girls or men these people are just built diffrent

Yo being born in February 22 is amazing.

February 22

National impregnate your girlfriend day

Girl: I want a baby

Boy : No, not yet
Girl: But it’s February 22

February 31

International "be the worst person ever" day.
You are only allowed to be the worst human being on that day.
So you are never allowed to be one.

Person: You're so ugly go **** yourself.
Person 2: Hey, why be such a ******. Just wait till February 31!

February 31

Literally just the 31st day of Fe...wait whaaa????

Crush:Wanna go out?
Random:YESS!!! When?
Crush:Maybe in February 31?
Random:oMg can't wai-HOLD UP