2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.
After doing the cinnamon challenge, cinnamon gets into your bloodstream and pools into your feet making them red, but they smell great. Don't do the cinnamon challenge, it's dangerous.
I saw a man at the gym, he had very bad cinnamon feet.
No. Don't. YOU FUCKING BUNGHOLE STFU
Harry: Hey, search up Femboy feet!
Me: Okay. *searches*
Me: AAAAAAA MY EYES I WILL NEVER LOOK AT MY TOES THE SAME WAY AGAIN
Harry: hahahahahahaha
When a male places his privates on a person's feet.
Mary said "johnny, why did you place your meat on the feet"?
A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid
"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"
The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.
Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.
Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.