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The olfactory reward of groping inside a girl's vagina in a dark, windswept bus shelter.
I gave Brigettte finger pie after school.
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the process of inserting your finger into a female. also known as finger banging or fingering
johnny was finger blasting his girlfriend.
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When you scratch your sweaty asshole and it smells like shit.
Nick always has potty fingers.
Don't let him put his potty fingers in your face.
Matt likes to smear his potty fingers in nicks face.
After playing sports he gets swamp ass, and has potty fingers.
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1) After working on any mechanical project, in which your hands become covered in grease, with no possibility of cleaning the residue from under the finger nails or prints; to stimulate the old ladies vagina causing a slight irritation only brought up the next day after you have fallen asleep in satisfaction of completing a hard days work.
Dude, last night after i finished the tranny on the dodge I totally motor finger the old lady before bed.
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The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!
Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....
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A.K.A. a "Bob Schmid" is when you place fresh feces underneath a car door handle. Unknowingly, a victim of a Bob Schmid would sense a feeling on their fingertips and would confirm with a sniff test. At this point, they discover that they have shit on thier hands. Wha Wha Wha
Sending a message to any assholes who park in my lot trying to sell thier cars, Mr. Pissed off smeared his own fresh shit under the door handle.
Guess what? He never parked there again:-)
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The syndrome used to describe a person who consistently makes typing errors when chatting or in emails. Fat Fingers is derived from the image that due to their large fingers, they press many letters when only intending to press one.
Steph: Hey why are you on so late?
Kyra: Oh i dunnp ahg a aprty
Steph: fat fingers much?
Kyra: sorry i meant i had a party.
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