Group of Fukbois that ride around west islip and swerve infront of cars
O shit its the beach street bikers got to get the Fuk out of here
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The isle of misfit toys and lost children.
That shit would only happen at Port Hueneme Beach.
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Corpus Christi is the offial Miami Beach of Texas. Good water but not as pretty as South Padre which is referred to as the Mexico of Texas
Letβs get weird on the Miami Beach of Texas. Corpus Christi here we come!
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Mexican beach pebbles are pebbles that come from the Mexican beaches. They come in thirty pounds and five pounds
Me: hey, letβs go get some Mexican beach pebbles
They: ur a fuckin loser
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A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).
It's symptoms include:
--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.
--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.
--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".
--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.
--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.
--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.
--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.
--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.
"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."
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lbi is the shit, i mean horney sluty torists girls, who want to fuck constenly. Laughing and ragging on the torrists as they walk around little scooners warf. The surf is not to good but i go every day. Also the smizz is the danks.
where you get this dank smizz.
Long Beach Island
I love that place, fuck a tourists there.
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the only curse-free, smoke-free, drink-free, fun-free, sex-free, you best be locked in your dorm room by 10:30, college that'll let you know regularly that you are damned to hell.....YAY!
now, we know that you tennagers are evil but im sure thats nothing a little daily exorcism cant help at palm beach atlantic!
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