your mom

shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"

"yeh well, ya mum"

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put your foot in your mouth

Saying something that makes a person feel pain or embarrassment.

I had to second-guess you for a while for putting your foot in your mouth.

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your hard

Slang shorthand, meaning a guy's penis, especially when he's hard.

As they cuddled on the couch, Courtney, suddenly horny, turns to her boyfriend and asks, "Can I suck your hard, baby?"

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Your a case

That means you extra or to much to even handle

Yeoo girl chill thats why your a case

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your mum

Not only an insult which can be hilarious if used in the right context, but also another way of saying "shut up" used perfectly by Lawrence Whale.

"You look stupid today"
"Yeah your mum"
"No really you do"
"Shut your mum!"

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your gay

A simple solution to turn any argument in your favour.

Person 1: "Berlin is the capital of France."
Person 2: "No, Paris is."
Person 1: "I'm sure it's Berlin."
Person 2: "Look in this encylopae..."
Person 1: "your gay"

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your arse

Testing urban dictionary word of the day "your face" on my urban freind he said your arse there fore your arse is used as a riposte(quick response) to your face

idiotic person 1 "ha ha get it right up ye"(scottish for in your face)
idiotic person 2 "your face"
idiotic person 1 "what?"
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
Authority figure: 'shut up and do your work'
idiotic person 2 & idiotic person 1 'yes miss'

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