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My wife looks like a cute little ducky. When she is pregnant
Aww baby you look. So cute just like a. Pregnant duck
Cockney rhyming slang for clucking i.e. in severe heroin withdrawal or in fact it is often used for being in withdrawal from any chemical substance - clucking like a chicken.
Oi mate wanna buy a 32 inch custard and jelly (telly) come on mate I'm chicken and ducking I need my one of each (a bag of smack and a bag of crack).
When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill
I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck
large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.
Look at how big of a duck of a puppy she is.
The act off pooping in the bathtub
Unfortunate accident bathtub shitty duck poop
A ultra rare glowing bath toy. Only two were ever created, and they were sold to a thrift store for 25 cents. They were subsequently purchased by some douche-bag and his "girlfriend" at the time. It changes colors and produces joy to all those around it, and collects autographs.
Observer: What is that magnificent glowing thing that dude is holding?
Enlightened one: That is the one and only Rave Duck