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A new instant messenger made by google. There isnt really much to it. Google is going for a clean almost feature-less interface. That said, its still better than aim.
Noob1: DOOD, lyk there r lyk no defining features that make google talk significant yet.
Noob2: SDFU! Everyone wanted it, now we have it.
Noob1: BLEH
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Google GooGull
(noun)-A person who always tries to prove someone wrong by searching Google to find answers they don't know.
Little Johnny wanted to win a YouTube argument by being utterly sophisticated, by using big words. He would now be considered a Google GooGull.
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It is used in referenced to google.
As google is a search engine you used google as the word find.
Q says "Wheres my hat?"
P says " im going to google dat for ya"
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A program that allows people to search up a location, and go look at it. Used by 11 year olds who type profanity in, and try to find if it's a real place.
'Yo man, wanna look up 'Vagina' on Google Earth?'
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When somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. People wearing their Beer Googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen.
Thats not true, pay no attention to him, he is wearing his beer googles.
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A more colloquilised version of Google It. Commonly used between drunk males in New Zealand
"dude, i gotta find out who that inline vert rider was."
"just google that shit"
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A high end smartphone made by Google, designed to compete with the iPhone. Unfortunately, Google seems to be doing this by copying whatever "courageous" thing Apple did but a year or two later. iPhone removes the headphone jack in 2016, Pixel in '18. iPhone adds Face ID in '17, Pixel might have it in '19. As you might expect, most people aren't going to buy an iPhone copy when they could buy an actual iPhone for the same price.
Google pushes for two main advantages that it has over it's competitors:
* The Pixel's camera (Legitimate advantage, but most people the Pixel targets will put filters on their photos or have them compressed to hell regardless of how good the camera is).
* The fact that it uses stock Android (Not applicable to about 95% of the people Google is targeting).
Design and feature wise, the Pixel is behind most of it's competitors. Put a Galaxy Note or a high end OnePlus or Huawei next to the Pixel, and you'll see the latter looks objectively blander and less premium than the more ostentatious competitors. When it comes to software, the Pixels often lack features that the competitors have had already (facial recognition, dark mode, SD card slot, dual/triple cameras).
All of this being said, the Pixels could have sold decently if they were marketed towards the tech enthusiasts rather than a mainstream audience. Google's old Nexus phone managed to have some appeal with that crowd. But with the Pixel, they're stuck in an uncomfortable middle ground.
Person A: I have a Galaxy S10
Person B: I have an iPhone X
Pixel owner: I have a Google Pixel.
Person A & B: Dude, wtf is that thing? Looks like an iPhone copy.
Pixel owner: My Pixel is better than your rubbish Samsung.
Tech head: That thing doesn't even have expandable storage,a wideangle or telephoto camera, or dark mode. The gesture navigation it forces you to use is also dog shit, and it's got a ton of software bugs as well. And it costs $900?
Pixel owner: bUt mUh uPdAtEs
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