Soft ghetto

a blogstyle made up by the blog yung-medusa.tumblr.com It started as a parody on the blogstyle 'soft grunge', but quickly grew out to something weel known on tumblr. A soft ghetto blog is a mix of seapunk, pale and (ofcourse) ghetto and ratchet.

Ohhh man, that blog is soft ghetto as fuck!

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ghetto A/C

noun. The use of a big ass fan in an office or home in the place of a legitimate cooling system. The bigger the fan, the more ghetto the A/C.

coincidentally, a ghetto fan is a chinese resturant menu folded up and briskly waved to provide relief from the heat.

Sebastian: "My goodness, its like a convection oven in here."
Javier: "Don't worry, Josh is hooking us up with some ghetto A/C as we speak."
(A loud whirring sound errupts and buzzing resonates through the office)
Sebastian: "That Josh is a miracle worker, he must be licensed for GHAC work..."

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ghetto speak

Someone who cannot speak coherently.

Ghetto: Man, dju hear dat rap song yestaday? she tight! her is so sexy. I want to aks her out!

Non-Ghetto: Stop speaking like shit and get some grammar lessons.

ghetto speak

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ghetto-blasting

a person of African-American persuasion becoming frustrated and subsequently engaging in oral combat with heavy usage of the English dialect commonly referred to as "ebonics."

That bitch got so mad at the cashier, she began ghetto-blasting his honkey ass!

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semi-ghetto

1)a word used describe someone who is ghetto some days and not ghetto other days.
2)a word used to describe an almost ghetto moment

1)"Have u noticed how different Susie is acting today?"
"Yea she's semi-ghetto"
2)"Dang did u see that girl? She went all semi-ghetto on his
azz!"

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ghetto chair

A chair not fit for the placing of ones ass. Usually due to some sort of deformity, or missing part.

Sara: I fell out of my chair!

Dan: Damn...that's one ghetto chair, WOMAN!!

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ghetto pimp

Adj: Something that is "Ghetto Pimp" is particulary "cool" or "pimped out", but in a more ghetto way

"Yo homie dat ride is Ghetto pimp "
"These shoes are ghetto pimp"
"Using a trash bag for a backpack is ghetto pimp"

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