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Ooooh, nice camel-toe there, you must have an open goat.
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vt. to intentionally ram into the asses of other cars for the purpose of watching them fly off the road and go boom.
Raj decided to goat-fuck the asshole who cut him off.
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A woman who is 35+ years old. Typically spends a lot of time in bars. Looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet. May also have saggy boobs due to age and use.
I came home and found my boyfriend in bed with some old road goat. I had to kick her drunk ass to the curb.
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the process of getting so drunk that you would fuck a goat/that you feel like you have been fucked by a goat
Oh, gosh darn it, I got so goat-fucked last night that I don't feel so well today.
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A goat that tastes and smells of strawberrys
Man:have u ever seen and smelled anything like that on a farm before ?
Farmer:yeh its a Strawberry goat
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When someone's balls are placed on someone elses chin and kissed.
Roland was mouthing off to me, so I made him give me a goat kiss to occupy his mouth.
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When a female has a recessed chin making her mouth look like that of a Goat. There may be an overbite involved, possibly big gums, and may or may not be accompanied by other Goat like features. In serious cases the chin becomes one with their neck.
In these situations do not allow the male penis to enter the mouth of the female Goat Mouth. Often, jagged teeth from chewing on cans as snacks has ravaged the Goat Mouth which can cause potential serious male penis injury.
I was checking out this fine female rump when all of a sudden the chick turns around and I nearly shit myself when I saw her extreme case of Goat Mouth dude brah.
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