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A hight power who created the heavens and earth with all its inhabitants.
Someone who athiests dont understand because they are ignorant to others beliefes therefore they make themselves feel better by insulting him and being all around Stupid Fuckbags just because they had a bad experience in their life making them think that the Omega one doesn't care but they don't realize that everything happens for a reason.
Athiest: god isn't real, because my gold fish sally died *boofuckinhoo*
Christian: hey fucker, you know every gold fish has an average of about a week to live maybe you should have thought about that before you went and bout dying fish.
Athiest: it's still his fault
Christian: w/e fucktard
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an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...
daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!
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Creater of the earth, and everything. Our lord savior jesus christ. Saved us from our sins. Who ever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Loves you no matter what you do. Is always listening no matter what.
In the beginning God created the heavens and earth. (Genesis 1:1)
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Debater who owns like no other when CXing.(not LDing)
Wow, that kid is AWESOME at debate... he must be a GOD!
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God is the super-duper metaphysical Being who created the universe and all that is in it. He transcends time and space because He created it, hence physical specks like us can't see Him or fully comprehend Him.
God loves humanity, but gave humans a choice to love Him back. Mankind collectively refused this offer when the universal representative (some dude called Adam) said 'no thanks bucko', culminating in everything going to the dogs and the world plunging into turmoil and suffering, which was fair enough really.
Nevertheless, despite being rejected by His own creation, God sent His Son to earth as a random called Jesus, who died the death we were meant to. If you are Jesus' friend and you bite the bullet, you can sneak past security with him at the pearly gates, but otherwise you're stuffed.
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the creator of all things who is an all-knowing being and is the savior of humanity. If it wasn't for god, nothing would exist. YOU OWE HIM YOUR LIFE.
I worship God.
Jesus is God's son.
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