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Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.
masturbate jerk off jerk happy horny
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After a strenuous workout you have your workout partner take there sports bottle filled with cold water and give you an enema
colonoscopy after exercise happy waterfall
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It’s that one sung no one likes singing or having it be sung to you.
Everyone: (awkwardly) happy birthday to you
The birthday girl/boy: (awkwardly) *smiles*
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A trick name for a notorious rape spot
"hey kid do you wanna go to the happy forest"
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where someone has clap (chlamydia) and they are happy about it.
person 1 - im soo happy today
person 2- why
person 1- cos i got tested for clap
person 2- do u have it
person 1- yes
person 2- you have happy clappy
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Going crazy from spending a long period of time indoors without socializing.
"I need out of this house, I'm going shack happy!"
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The act of ramming your erect member into a females anus. The noise the female emits often resembles the "Indo-Pacific Bottlenose Dolphin", which inhabit temperate to moderately warm waters of the Northern Pacific Ridge. For more information visit your local library.
The Poster above clearly doesn't know what a Happy Dolphin Is.
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