prat hat

press on towel of the sanitary variety usually worn by young girls who don't really know what a good flood is.

Ah, poor little jodi was wearing her first prat hat and feeling so proud when the boys following shouted "oi you just dropped sumfink" "too late the flies are on it"
boys can be right bastards

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Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

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Ass-Hat

One who is clueless, moronic, and unworthy of attention. But ia a perpetual attention whore.

'Current President Obama is an absolute 'Ass-Hat'.

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bucket hat

the sexist headwear out there. a girl or boy wearing one of these bad boys is instantly 100x more attractive.

Chad: yooooo did you see that chick over there

Kyle: yeah she’s sooooo hot
Chad: and she’s wearing a bucket hat!!
Kyle: oh damn wifey material

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Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil.
Pretty Self explanatory

I made a tinfoil hat!

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Ass Hat

The physical body bent in a way for the anus to be worn fashionably on one's head.

Next time I see you round here boy you will be wearing that dumb ass of yours as a hat!

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rapist hat

wearing a 2 dollar hat from walmart and thinking people are jealous of it. makes anyone who wears it look like a convicted rapist/pedophile. if anyone one wears it they will look like they lock there girlfriend in a cage in their basement. and people who wear it will very often be called a Steven. or people around them will say "bitch, i'm not Steven"! jew

person 1"how much did that rapist hat cost?"
Steven "you guys are just jealous!"

person 1"your house is dirty"
person 2"bitch, i'm not Steven!"

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