puts-his-tie-on

1. When one's acts or speech are supportive of a position, group, or event; especially when such support is (or appears to be) atypical.
2. Dressing up for a formal event.

Although Parker is generally critical of religion, he puts-his-tie-on for Mormons, for whom he has profound respect.

I generally like dressing like a slob, but I put-my-tie-on for Grandma's funeral, to show my respect.

Cream His Niners

Slang - used when someone is much too excited given the situation at hand, or used personally when one is in total disbelief. Originally coined by a student at Western Heights Middle School in Hagerstown, MD, in the mid-90's, this phrase was used to describe an excitable neighbor of one the students that loved to wear San Fransisco 49ers zebra pants - this neighbor seemed to always be getting very worked up and excited, and the phrase, "He's creamin' his niners (pants)" was born. Usable today in almost any situation.

He's going to cream his niners when he sees my new truck.

I about cream my niners every time I shoot my new gun.

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boil his eggs

The act of placing your testicles on the anus of a farting man or woman so as they jiggle like eggs in a simmering pan.

I came home early from the shops only to discover my husband about to boil his eggs on the bum hole of Mr Carstairs, our next door neighbour.

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Turning In His Grave

A metaphor used to describe a dead person, meaning they would be very angry or upset about something (if they were alive)

“You did something so bad under his name, I bet Michael Jackson is turning in his grave”

“I’ll smack you so hard, your dad will start turning in his grave.”

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colfax hi-five

Although it may refer to any punch to the face, it specifically describes a punch to the face that occurs outside and in an urban setting.

That's when the mime surprised Chauncy with one hell of a Colfax hi-five.

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Washed his Ferrari

To sleep with and/or to give oral sex to someone.

How did Megan Fox convince Michael bay to give her the Transformers gig?

She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).

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whats his face

1. Used by friends to define the new guy
2. Girls use this term to define each others new boyfriends because girl is a slut
3. A boy who is easily forgotten

1. George, get whats his face
2. Mary that whore is going out with whats his face
3. Hey! Its whats his face

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