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Somebody who is attracted to Hipsters. The person being either male or female.
Person #1
"Sometimes I get the impression my sister is a hipster faggot"
Person #2
"Why is that?"
Person #1
"She's always hanging out with that tight pants wearing, retro shades wearing, hipster Blake."
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Using a variety of IP scramblers, proxies, and ISP accounts, hipster troll spends a good deal of his ample free time giving 25 thumbs down ratings a day to any definition of "Hipster" that he finds critical, negative, and offensive on Urbandictionary.com.
For verification of hipster troll's activities, go to the first page for "hipster," write down the number of thumbs down given for any critical definition, and then come back the next day to see 20-30 more thumbs down. Similarly, go to the positive definition and watch it go 25 thumbs up in a day.
Hipster Troll: "Hurry up and get off the computer mom! Someone just defined a Hipster as a "posturing, posing, wannabe" and I need to give 'em the first installment of the 300 thumbs down that I will be working on as my pet project this week. But hurry, I can't be late for my job at the Olive Garden!"
Mom: "Those hipster losers still won't like you hun. You better just go to work now."
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Essentialy, distiguishes old hipster from current hipster. May also have been some piece of obscure creative work, art, music, fashion that was obscure back in the past and still obscure today where general hipster stuff of today or the past , may have been considered popular in the past and that popularity has diminished to the point of becoming today hipster.
Bob " Have you heard of the arcade fire?"
Joe "Isnt that hipster music?"
Bob "Why yes it is!!!"
Joe "Sorry, I only listen to Cibo Matto. You wouldn't know them, they are from the 80's"
Bob "But, I grew up in the 80's. It sounds original hipster"
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A wad of papers that one can write their daily activities down in. Used in the place of a smart phone. No charging or batteries required. Can be folded up or hold together by a paper clip.
guy1: how do you stay so on the ball without a smartphone?
guy2: *whips out wad of papers from inside of jacket and throws it down on table
guy1: are you serious..........
guy2: you gotta problem with my hipster pda bitch???
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Someone who dresses as a stereotypical hipster scarves, plaid, uptilt fedora, etc. as a personal preference as opposed to wearing it for the soul reason that it is quintessentially hipster.
"He's been wearing that fedora for weeks now! By George, he's unironically hipster!"
"When I moved to Portland, Oregon, everybody called me a hipster. Little did I know they were unironically hipsters."
"Johnny Deep is unironically hipster. Who else would wear 20 scarves at once?"
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An alcoholic breakfast drink made by combining PBR with Orange Juice at a ratio of 2:1.
I love a Hipster Mimosa in the morning after a night of serious drinking. It really kills the hangover and gets me started for another big day.
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Usually a homosexual who follows the "hipster ways." Characterized by shopping at thrifty stores, Urban Outfitters, American Apparel AND wearing colorful or rainbow-embellished clothing.
Hahaha look that guy! He must be gay! With that hipster get-up and that rainbow beanie, he must be a rainbow hipster.
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