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The term used for a significant other's family when you aren't married.
"Man my non-laws suck. All her dad wants to do is watch football"
A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.
"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"
When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.
Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.
Two definitions:
1) "There's no place like home."
2) "In internet dating, the more attractive a person is, the further away they are."
"I had a great trip, but Dorothy's Law still applies." - definition 1.
"We have the same vibe and she is really cute, but she lives in New York - Dorothy's Law again..." - definition 2.
No talking about farts, poop or butts in AIM chat.
Him: "Fartburger buttexplosion!"
Her: "I asked you to please not say things like that in chat."
Him: "Oops, sorry my bad, broke the AIM law again..."
Tripper's Law is applicable in other parallel universes. If parallel universes are made during every action, and movement is an action, there is an alternate universe where, instead of walking, you die
You're lucky you didn't end up in a Tripper's Law
Named after Sinn Féin leader, Gerry Adams. Similar to Goodwin's law, this variation is an Irish version. When a topic is mentioned by an Irish person or on an Irish forum, as the length of the discussion grows, the probability approaches one that
(1) the IRA, Sinn Féin, "the troubles", Northern Ireland or The Irish Civil War will be mentioned.
What the hell, this forum title was about New Zealand planning on changing their flag and a mere 5 posts in, Adam's Law strikes!