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A running joke among us Indians who always come late to any kind of fun events (parties, celebrations, attending religious worship, etc). We usually come 15 minutes to 30 minutes to an hour behind schedule due to laziness, procrastination, or having families who take forever to get ready.
It's also hypocritical cos we end up early for boring stuff like school and examinations because if we don't our parents will whip us for it.
"Hey Sanjay, you came here so late dude! you missed out on cake, shots, games, truth or dare! How did you get here?"
"Hey Jake, I only came here in Indian Standard Time (IST)"
"What do you mean Indian Standard Time?"
"you live only 20 minutes from me, so I left exactly at 7 pm when the party started, and then I realised I forgot to get your present halfway through, so I drove 10 minutes back home to get the present, only to realise my dog Sultan pissed on the couch so I spent another 20 minutes cleaning the couch, then I had to take a 20-minute shower to get the stench off me, and my girlfriend Preethi told me to do the dishes so I spent 20 minutes on the dishes, then on my way to your place the shortest route had a car crash, so I took the route that made me late by 30 minutes, and I'm here now!"
When your son buys you a present and tells you what it is, then turns around and sells it before he gives it to you on Christmas. Such a Grinch act. 😢💔
A Pre Indian gift giver is when your son buys a Christmas present for his mother, tells her what it is and then turns around and sells it as he needed money. Grinch A total let down heartbreaking her heart.
A term used to describe a random Indian restaurant my mom drove past.
Jansen is so hot and saw Taj Mahal Indian Cuisine.
Indian trail middle school is a school in Addison IL where people use EMO and gay as a insult then thinking there all that afterwords. Once u walk into the bathrooms u can smell flavored air from a mile away. White people will also go around saying the N-Word and then calling
Themselves “not racist”. You’ll find urself watching 1-5 fights in 2 months time because people at this school do not have self control. You find the popular kids only being popular for scandals that randomly happen. The bottom line is that this school is a great school if there were no students. (+ a few of the teachers r good 👍)
Have u ever gone to Indian trail jr high? Bro never let ur children go they’ll js be miserable.
Something you will be watching at 1AM instead of sleeping.
I was trying to sleep, but I got on my phone and started watching indian guys building a temple.
A man with a hunchback who is typically from south asian descent and has a one sided liking of drinking urine with his girlfriend. One day the IHOND will ask his girlfriend to drink his piss and she, and the rest of society, will reject him.
“You don’t wanna be the Indian hunchback of notre dame. He had to leave his school he was so embarrassed by his fetish being exposed.”
When your in a small room or tee pee with 3 or more people with a wood heater, wack off on the heater and let the steam work it’s magic
Dirty Indian steam room
Billy and 3 blokes were in a teepee all came on the wood heater said the steam stung there eye balls and made them feel very refreshed after there deep cleans