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When you use a potato as a condom and then have sex. The blood that will be pouring out afterwards collects in a pool and eventually streams down the side of the bed. The bleeding vagina or the pool of blood can hence be called, an "Irish Spring".
Back in Ireland, we didn't have condoms. Instead, we used potatoes. And you know that afterwards the girl would be bleeding a river. Now that's a REAL Irish Spring.
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Derogatory term to describe offspring of Irish immigrants in America.
George McFly is an Irish bug.
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Irish flower is when you're walking in a field in irleland depressed, pick a flower, ejaculate into the flower and pour a shot of jameson on it and eat it.
I was walking through a field after a break up and made myself and irish flower
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An extremely old and uncommon english term meaning penis.
Teacher: What are you planning to do with yourself when you graduate school?
Girl: I'm thinking about travelling; seeing the world, find myself.. and a bit of irish root.
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A synonym for being raped, usually violently from behind by a drunk Irishman.
aah did ye get the old Irish Spoon lad
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Clipping your pubes on you lover or liker, unsuspecting or not.
"I thought that was fucking floss!" -m'lady
A real man will never irish haystack and tell. Her.
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A blumpkin that ends with the giver vomiting on the recipient.
The stench of Mike's shit was so bad that the blumpkin I was trying to give him ended up being... an Irish Blumpkin.
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