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An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.
a privately owned and operated American quick service restaurant chain that operates primarily in the Mid-Atlantic United States
In January 2017, Argosy Private Equity and MTN Capital acquired controlling stake in Rita's Italian Ice from Falconhead Capital
Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.
Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?
When you fart in the tub while taking a bath and create bubbles
"I just made an Italian bubble bath."
When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
The opposite of Italian Wedding Soup in which a guy is pissed off at his woman, so he goes out and bangs a girl raw dog and then hurries home without cleaning up to get a blow job, making her get a mouthful of some other chicks pussy juice.
Dude: Brah, Janet pissed me off hardcore today, so I am gonna give her an Italian Breath Mint later. Teach that bitch!
Brah: Dude, I know just the slut, real smelly down there, use her all the time for mints.
The “Italian Sock Puppet” is the sexual act of moving your hand in a “Ma Che Vuoi” motion inside a girls’ vagina. While doing this, you turn your hand 180 degrees, to imitate using the girls’ vagina as a sock puppet.
Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.
Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?
Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.